Today, I will retaliate against Kristin's hate filled facebook status from two nights ago where she dared typing this.
Totally not cool. Not to mention what the kitty overlord will probably do to you, but you will now suffer from the wrath of being ranted at on my blog.
Kristin knows she wants a cute kitty, but had a momentary lapse on facebook. Probably because she was drunk. Or too busy shifting through yesstyle cat hoodies and wanted a change of pace. But seriously, why the fuck would anyone want a change of pace from those cute little buggers called kitties. I know Kristin has seen kitties and been around kitties long enough to know how awesome they are.
Look at this picture I found of Kristin going out of her way to pose with a neighborhood cat, her only friend on those dark cold nights living alone. Kristin went all up near the cat's grill and was probably even contemplating some thievery, since all cats are so cute you just want to have them for yourself. There's no doubt that Kristin wants to be BFF with the cat, but the cat's all like "rawr, i'mma rub my facez on dis windao" TOTALLY IGNORED KDAVIS. Better luck next time, but no need to go out and write such a hateful statement. There is no need to blatantly display your minimal wanting for a puppy, when you have such overt and insatiable desire for cats, kitties, lolcats, and cat-themed blogs. My only question to you is what were you thinking?
You stole this picture
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dpineda, i trolled the crap out of everyone's facebook for images involving people i knew with cats. this is what i found, maybe i'm a thief, maybe i'm a blogging genius.
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